The Director General of 'The Department' (the world's most super-dooper double-secret government agency) disappears in highly suspicious circumstances. In five days time the sun will rise for the first time in three months and Agent Corelli (a hapless and bumbling misfit with a donut addiction) and Agent Jones (his long suffering partner and fan of James Bond) are brought in to solve the case: but who are the suspects?

Could it be Dave Alamanda (head of Security) who was recently seen fucking the water cooler? Maybe it's Agent Strauss - currently trapped in the boot of a car and creating a whole eco-system from a discarded sandwich. Or could it possibly be a small Japanese teddy bear called 'Su-Zan'?

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